Jump offs...Can women have them?

Jump offs. My favorite topic. Now this term has been coined to describe women...however I want to flip the script today. Can a woman have a jump off? 
Now, lets begin with the definition. According, to Urbandictionary (who knew there was such a thing, stuff you can find on google!), a jump off is "a casual sex partner." Want me to use it in a sentence? They have that as well (HAHA) "Someone that you F**K on occasion that you have no ties to. (Usually, one or both involved are married). Don't put any feelings into a jump off because you walk into it knowing that you can't get anything from it but a good F**K! If you catch feelings, you will get hurt!!" 
Talk about on point huh?
So I guess my real question is can women have casual sex, just like men? I think, why the hell not? Its 2009, isn't it. So, I decided to serve you up a dish today, called Jump off delight. So ladies, get your glass of wine ready, because you are about to be fed.
REAL TALK SESSION JUST OPENED...


Ingredient #1---2/3 of a an empowered woman.
You, the woman. You must have your mind right. What do I mean? The idea of a jump off is to have casual sex. There are no expectations involved, no hidden agenda or intentions. All the cards on the table, and expectations are verbally said. 
You should not look to get into a jump off relationship because you have insecurity issues that you need to deal with, you have feelings for this dude, you are trying to get over another dude.
Proper mind frame is a MUST! 
You must possess more than good looks, but attitude, personality, and have things going for yourself. (Just like I mentioned in the last blog...Is a guy's $$$$ a dealbreaker?) Continue and act, the way you will proceed into any other relationship. With dignity, and self-respect. I mean, yes, you know he's going to get it, and yes he may know too, but you still want to have fun in the chase. No need to start p-popping on a head stand after one text. Why not, may you ask? Keep reading.


Ingredient #2---1/4 of a man who likes you. 
A man, or a woman if you get down like that. Now they must fit under certain requirements. 
ABSOLUTELY NO EXES! Exes do not qualify as a jump off. There was once an emotional connection between both of you, and there is a chance that something and/or someone will rekindle it. (Remember, exes are only used, if you do not want to add another number to your list. And you know what list I am talking about here. They are just repeats...do overs.)
As a woman, you must only lust him. So, make sure this jump off is not what you will call your Mr. Right. Because more and likely you will begin to develop feelings for him. 
The most important requirement from your jump off, they MUST respect you and not just lust you. This is a tricky one. Now if the guy only lusts you, and has no interest in you at all, in regards to what you have to say, or do, then guess what, thats not your jump off, the script has been flipped, and you are HIS jump off now. I hope you read that line twice!
So, in short, this guy must like you. And going back to what I said earlier, you must charm him with all of you, and not just the physical you, and thats how you get the upper hand.


Ingredient #3---1/10 of the rules.
Must follow the standardized jump off rules with a few twists. 
1. No sleep overs. No exceptions to this one. This qualifies as too much time with the person. And with too much time, you will begin to develop feelings. You get in, and get out. If its happening at your house, make sure he leaves. And leaves nothing behind as well. 
2. Must be 50/50 when it comes to location. Women, DO NOT, and I repeat, DO NOT, deliver the goodies to his doorstep. Especially if he lives far! You must share the burden. So, one night your place, one night his. 
Now, there is another rule, but you can twist this, depends on your situation. Technically, jump offs do not take showers at your home. But this, you can use to your discretion, however, they cannot sleep over!
3. Checking in...This gets tricky as well. Are you supposed to check in with your jump off? Texts or calling. Now, my personal opinion, I would check in, but few. And most of my checking in, would be via text messages. This will eliminate long conversations, hence will prevent any real attachment or connection. However, you still want to check in, because this is sort of a "faux" relationship. 
4. Dates...This is also a tricky one. If both of you know the deal, and both of you have respect for one another, and women, if you played your cards correctly, you will be going out, but few times. Don't expect lavish meals at Morton's, unless your jump off is a sucker. (And suckers are no fun or attractive.)
Now if you do it the traditional way, chat time is usually discreet, and almost always in the am. And I am not talking about 9am...but 12 am. 
Another question, how often would you see your jump off? This depends. Just don't over do it, because like I always say, "Out of mind, out of sight." Its only natural to develop feelings for a person you are always around...so eliminate or prevent that from happening. 


Ingredient #4---Feelings NO PARTS. WARNING MISUSE: MAY CAUSE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.
No feelings! Remember this. Even a pinch of this would destroy everything. You might as well throw the dish out, because its not edible! Once you develop feelings, then the entire mood shifts. 


There you have it, ingredients to a successful jump off. So, can women have jump offs? I don't see why not, if you play your cards correctly.


Hope you enjoyed!


xOxO, 
Jen
PS. And I hope I don't have to remind you, to have sex responsibly. Like I always say, "Kids, fine, you can explain kids. But herpes, how do you explain that?"
So ladies and men, if you are going to be promiscuous, make sure to use protection. No BS excuses about allergies or "you can't feel anything." Be responsible and respectful. 


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